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Saturday, April 4, 2009

My Dick's So Big its Retarded

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Dirty Jokes and Beer

Dirty Jokes and Beer. That was the name of a Drew Carey book I bought at a thrift store for $1.00 in the Spring of 2005. I had just graduated from the University of Arizona, was unemployed and living off of my graduation money in the mean time.

Most days consisted of sleeping til noon and being poolside with a case of light-lager by noon-thirty. Bar-b-ques and beer bongs inevitably ensued; dive bars followed immediately after. Rinse. Repeat.

All the while, Dirty Jokes and Beer sat relatively untouched atop of my bathroom's throne, in plain site, two shelves below the fish tank.

A couple of months ticked by before I finally cracked the cover and began perusing through the pages. They were filled stories of the road and comical little tales about a life in comedy and television.

Several poops later, amongst all of the debauchery, I found a chapter titled "101 Big Dick Jokes." In general, each joke began with "My dick's so big..." It's not hard to imagine the rest, and for copyright reasons I won't mention Drews's best ones. But, from that movement forth, my friends and I slowly created a list of our very own "My Dick's So Big" jokes.

Take your time, peruse the exagerations of phallic size, and if you feel clever enough, submit some of your own.

-Rocco

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Saturday, April 4, 2009

My Dick's So Big its Retarded

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